AS winter approaches it’s time to get cosy in dressing gowns and slippers – and now you can buy a pair shaped like a willy.
Firebox has just launched the phallic-shaped slipper, adding to their popular Pierre the Penis range.
The e-tailer recently brought out a four-foot willy pillow which shoppers went wild over.
And as the cold season approaches, these slippers – which fits sizes seven to 12 - will keep you nice and toasty.
But if you were looking for a novelty item for your secret Santa these should do the trick, and Firebox will even wrap them for you.
Costing £24.99, the makers describe them as "the most hilarious slippers in the entire world."
- Pierre The Penis Slippers, Firebox, £24.99 – buy now
The website says: “Super plush, these soft penises may not be stylish but they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter.
“Don’t laugh, they look better than those granddad-style tartan moccasins you used to schlep about the house in.
“In fact, your feet will be so warm that you won’t have to press them up against your partner in bed and freeze their limbs to death with your chilly extremities in an attempt to thaw them.”
If you’re looking for more pillows, Dunelm is selling cuddle cushions in a cosy teddy fleece.
And Studio is selling a teddy bear fleece bedding range for £20 featuring pink glittery unicorns.